A POETICAL EPISTLE From BUSY, the Lap-dog, in London, to SNOWBALL, the Buck-hound, in Windsor Forest.

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June 27, 1760.

IF we, like men, could envy and malign,

At Nature’s, or at Fortune’s gifts repine;

When great be insolent, when little mean,

When rich and fat disdain the poor and lean.

Then might I, puisny Busy, thy vast size

Contemplate, mighty hound, with grieving eyes:

Thy strength, thy nose sagacious, snow-white coat,

And most the tuneful thunder of thy throat;

Then might I, Busy, deck’d with em’ralds, scorn

The starv’ling puppy gnawing a stag’s horn

Beneath the hovel, red with ash of peat,

And think the wretch as odious as his meat:

But nor contempt nor envy shook my breast,

Thee I admir’d, and Empress I carest,

Tho’ in her nonage the poor simple whelp

Kept no decorums, and scarce knew to yelp;

Empress may prove the terror of the wood,

For Empress, mighty Snowball’s of thy blood.

Say, did I not accept at romps a game

With the black young cur? I forget his name.

His life in dirt and poverty begun,

Yet he may rise the fav’rite of the gun.

And I’ve heard it said where I have din’d,

That true distinction amongst human kind

Lies in the qualities, and in the mind.

O Snowball! with what pleasure I confess

Thy condescension to my littleness;

When on the floor I dar’d approach thee near,

And gaz’d on the fine lappet of thine ear,

(At thy fair temples then my sattin hue

Seemed a black modish patch to distant view)

To lick thy chaps, to pinch thy spacious paws,

Unfear’d the range of jav’lins in thy jaws;

Or on my hindlegs bolt upright, have tried

To reach the curious flavour of thy hide,

Thou did’st not growl, thou did’st not swing a tail

Might snap my ribs as ears of corn the flail;

Conscious what dignity from goodness springs,

And much too great to spurn at tiny things.

All homage may your grandeur long receive

From lap-dogs due, and long unrival’d live,

Be stroak’d, be fed by that accomplish’d hand,

Whose pen, my master says, adorns the land.

O happy Snowball! happy Cranbourn wood!

Too happy rustics, did ye know your good!

Lo! the tenth Muse illuminates your cot;

Ah, wretched rustics,—ye perceive her not!

Eat, Snowball, legs of mutton, while small I

Crack biscuit, gingerbread, and crust of pye;

Or lap the remnants of the milky bowl,

Which none on earth shall ever prove I stole.

Joy thou in Windsor’s verdant park and air,

Pursue the chase, and in the daughter share;

Live in the favour of that learned fair.

If my dear mistress smiles and pats my head,

If she vouchsafes a corner of her bed,

Busy’s content, and to her latest gasp

Will taste the happiness within her grasp.